okay look i am a kid (i could actually get an extra job) so i don't have money (i ask for money every birthday/christmas) so don't blame me for this!!

i'd rather be lazy and patient than hard-working because i am lazy and i hate working and i don't have time and i hate work and i am a kid and i don't wanna grow up and everyone give me money now and mom, dad, stop making me pay for everything i buy by myself wtf