How Badly I think it would hurt if I got attacked by all of the Splatoon 3 weapons

The person attacking me it not shooting or using any ink at all, just hitting me with the weapon that fires the ink, they are doing it in the most brutal way possible which explains the creative death section and some of the bad time ones.

Credit to https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/List_of_main_weapons_in_Splatoon_3 for the images.